Saphir:Jade? Why ever would I have a favorite part of that ingrate? Every time he opens that mouth of his, I have to restrain my lovely self lest I do something that leaves me in a ... dangerous situation. (Jade: My my. Someone thinks too highly of himself.)
Jade: Well. I'm relieved that I don't have to analyze a certain person whose name rhymes with "cyst." It's too early to deal with a distasteful feeling in my mouth. (Saphir: ... ... Jaaaade!!) Now, His Majesty should, of course, be the epitome of all godly imagination as the ruler of the empire. His hands should be broad and large enough to enfold the entire country, and his eyes sharp enough to see every niche of the land. His legs should be long enough to cross the oceans with a single bound, and his feet so large they leave lakes in their wake-- (Peony: And Jade is going to have rappig duty with Gailardia in about five seconds.) ... Ahem. As I was saying, His Majesty's voice alone can soften the hearts of even hardened criminals.
Peony: Hmm... What can I say about my friend? Ah, I know! You wouldn't know it unless you got close enough, but Jade has the cutest toes I have ever seen. (Jade: ..... -_-) You would think a man couldn't have such perfect toes, but seriously--they are terribly, terribly cute. (Jade: ..... -_-;) One of my favorite things to do is have him put his feet up and I just sit there going through the Little Rappigs poem. Hey, Jade, that sounds fun! Let's go do that right now! (Jade: No thank you, Your Majesty, I have important thin-- *gets dragged off* -_-;;;)
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Jade: Well. I'm relieved that I don't have to analyze a certain person whose name rhymes with "cyst." It's too early to deal with a distasteful feeling in my mouth. (Saphir: ... ... Jaaaade!!) Now, His Majesty should, of course, be the epitome of all godly imagination as the ruler of the empire. His hands should be broad and large enough to enfold the entire country, and his eyes sharp enough to see every niche of the land. His legs should be long enough to cross the oceans with a single bound, and his feet so large they leave lakes in their wake-- (Peony: And Jade is going to have rappig duty with Gailardia in about five seconds.) ... Ahem. As I was saying, His Majesty's voice alone can soften the hearts of even hardened criminals.
Peony: Hmm... What can I say about my friend? Ah, I know! You wouldn't know it unless you got close enough, but Jade has the cutest toes I have ever seen. (Jade: ..... -_-) You would think a man couldn't have such perfect toes, but seriously--they are terribly, terribly cute. (Jade: ..... -_-;) One of my favorite things to do is have him put his feet up and I just sit there going through the Little Rappigs poem. Hey, Jade, that sounds fun! Let's go do that right now! (Jade: No thank you, Your Majesty, I have important thin-- *gets dragged off* -_-;;;)
(Saphir: .... ;____;)