Hmm...

[everlastingsoul]

...Yeah, don't look at the timestamp. My sleeping schedule is messed up and I know it.

Anyway, I was looking at old Word docs while I was sorting through transferred files from my old hard drive, and I found an unfinished "100 questions" list for Yuber and Albert that I had been translating from Japanese. It was fan-made and had references to Yuber/Albert, of course, but I thought it was funny and neat to read over.


First question: What is your name?
Albert: "I am the Harmonian army strategist, Albert Silverberg."
Yuber: "Yuber."

Second question: Age?
Albert: "I am 24."
Yuber: "I don't remember."

Third question: Sex/Gender?
Albert: "I am male."
Yuber: "In human terms, male."

Fourth question: Your personality? :
Albert: "I am patient(?). Before acting, I think through every possible scenario."
Yuber: "I abhor waiting and (not doing anything)."


Fifth question: Your partner's personality?
Albert: (addressing Yuber) "You do not think at all, do you? You are very violent. If there is reason to it, I don't know."
Yuber: (addressing Albert) "You talk well."


Question six: When did you first meet? Where did you meet?
Albert: "I don't recall for sure... At Grandfather's was probably the first time. When I was about 10 years old, probably?"
Yuber: "At the house of that guy... Leon introduced us. When? They're past times now (and don't matter)."


Question seven: Your first impression of each other?
Albert: "Because Grandfather uses him, he is probably a person that I can use."
Yuber: "Conceited brat."


Question eight: Favorite things about your partner?
Albert: "... Hmm. When we meet and talking is easy (when there is no tension)."
Yuber: "When disturbances of war are promised?"

Question nine: Dislikes about your partner?
Albert: "He's selfish not to inquire when you have to say something. When his attention is required, he directly tries to get away. He seems to have a short attention span. Hard to believe he led an army troop 15 years ago, don't you think?"
Yuber: "The fact that he just keeps talking."

Question ten: When do you feel the most affinity with your partner?
Albert: "... When he is patient."
Yuber: "When we meet and he says nothing."

Question eleven: What do you call your partner?
Albert: "Yuber. But that's normal."
Yuber: "Simply put, 'you.'"

Question twelve: What does your partner call you and what do you think of it?
Albert: "You; I would like to be called by name, since I dislike it what he calls me."
Yuber: "Yuber; what does it matter?"


Question thirteen: If you could compare your partner to an animal, what would it be?
Albert: "An animal that could survive by itself."
Yuber: "(Some sort of animal)... Or tropical fish."


Question fourteen: If we assume you are to give a gift, what would you give your partner?
Albert: "There are many things (under the sky) that could be given. I don't think I understand."
Yuber: "I'd give him a 'medicine' of silence."

Question fifteen: If we assume you are to receive a gift, what would you want?
Albert: "That he does not enter me the way he does now. Simply, during the time we share, I would like him to act gently."
Yuber: "A time to act completely without restriction (during sex)."

Question sixteen: Is there dissatisfaction during sex with your partner? If so, what kind?
Albert: "It's as I mentioned earlier. There is no meaning to it, taking special care and devising each step minutely, if he does not appreciate the time spent."
Yuber: "How he thinks my pleasure is disturbing. I have always wanted to kill..."

Question 39: Have you quarreled?
Albert: "Yes."
Yuber: "Yes."


Question 54: Where was your first time together?
Albert: "At my home."
Yuber: "In his bedroom."

Question 58: How many days are designated for sex?
Albert: "Three ... I believe?"
Yuber: "Everyday."


Yeah, I'll leave it on that note. *snerk*




Question seventeen: What kind of habits do you have?
Albert: "Putting my hands in my pockets, swiping my hair on my forehead. Especially when I'm lost in thought."
Yuber: "I tend to need to check if my swords are always with me."

Question eighteen: What kind of habits does your partner have?
Albert: "He's always lifting his hand to correct his hat so that it covers his forehead."
Yuber: "He thrusts his hands into his pockets and walks blankly. With this hollow expression (on his face)."

Question nineteen: What is the worst of your partner’s habits?
Albert: "He does things without reason, without my knowledge."
Yuber: "Everything always has to be according to schedule with him."

Question twenty: Do you react to your partner’s habits in anger?
Albert: "I already know Yuber is outside common sense, so there's no need."
Yuber: "A person who gets angry (at small habits) is quick-tempered."

Question 21: What is the basis of your relationship?
Albert: "There's just a relationship of the flesh, don't you think?"
Yuber: "Physical attraction."

Question 22: Where did you have your first date?
Albert: "If, by date, you mean we met each other with a set time, when we climbed the back of the mountain (which mountain, I can't tell). I suppose it would look like a date to an onlooker?"
Yuber: "Date? Well, if you mean going somewhere for the first time with him, it would probably be when we left so I could demonstrate my sword skill."

Question 23: What was the atmosphere between you two at the time?
Albert: "Yuber seemed very pleased, but, considering our situation, I was a bit ... desperate."
Yuber: "He clung to me delightfully the entire way."

Question 32: Would you allow your partner to be indecisive/fickle?
Albert: "I don't care as long as it doesn't ruin my schedule."
Yuber: "He'd already be dead."


Question 34: What part of your partner's body do you like most?
Albert: ".... The odd-colored eyes are unusual, don't you think?"
Yuber: "His eyes."

Question 35: What do you consider seductive about your partner?
Albert: ".... He is seductive with his hair down (unraveled)."
Yuber: "When his neck is tilted, like this."

Question 38: What makes you happy?
Albert: "When I am not disturbed by anyone and I'm reading a book."
Yuber: "Killing."

Question 50: Do you think your love is eternal?
Albert: "If he thinks that it is so."
Yuber: "There's no such thing as 'eternity.'"

Question 51: Are you receiving (uke)? Attacking (seme)?
Albert: "Of those two... Something."
Yuber: "Seme? Yeah."

Question 52: Why was it decided that way?
Albert: "Because the one who plans it should be (on top)."
Yuber: "I had control from the beginning."

Question 53: Are you satisfied with that?
Albert: "... I don't really care."
Yuber: "Yeah."

Comments

[dynast-harmonia.livejournal.com]

Yuber: "(Some sort of animal)... Or tropical fish."

...okay, I admit I cracked up at that.

[herrjustice.livejournal.com]

The fact that he just keeps talking.

That's amazing. xD

[ladynadiad.livejournal.com]

Thanks for posting this! Definitely made me giggle a bit. Yep, very dysfunctional.

I'm waiting for Yuber to get annoyed about being asked all these questions.