I can't feel half my face! Yay!!

Due to more dental treatments, I'm now paralyzed in the face.

... Okay, that's an exaggeration. But I'm horribly intrigued by the idea.

I was given gel anesthetic and then shot four times in the right side of my face today. Yesterday was my upper left jaw. And the day before that, my lower right jaw. And then the hygienist used this odd sonic spray ... device and worked on my teeth while I stared at the ceiling for an hour and forty minutes.

The worst part was trying to gurgle a flouride rinse with half my face numb. I felt like a retard trying to gurgle and failing because half my face wouldn't cooperate.

I want to write about my new little obsession with Skies of Arcadia and Fullmetal Alchemist, but I'm talking to someone very important right now. *bounces away happily*