Quick, random meme

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I set vilyasage's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, saltprince (-5000 points). In August on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I punched griffins in the arm (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5192 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, daathic

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...What. I don't even.

Well, I guess I know where I'm going when I die. :|