everlastingsoul | Dec. 3rd, 2004

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	Stumpy the Blue Chittering zeal_goddess
Staring at you cooly and innocently with her beady eyes, the Chittering Blue Squirrel is sneakily hoarding everything you own, right down to your frilly pink panties. She logically states that she's not the culprit, for she has no use of such things, even as they disappear. Preening her soft tail with precision, she sits unobtrusively in her tree, making her redhead slave do all the dirty work. Her dainty paws curl around an acorn, perfecting the very essance of cute even as she plots how next to torture her late-night partners in crime. Her favorite weapons are the Dictionary and the Peek.
Divinatory Meanings: The Neutrality, The Calm. The Stumpy is the complete calm during the storm, and the shade of grey. Examine every detail of the battle before choosing sides, for it is often the cautious squirrel that gets the acorn of absolute truth. Thus why he is so fat, and the other squirrel is roadkill. Anger is useless when one needs to keep their head, hoard it for later- there's always plenty of time in the safety of one's own den.
Reversed: Paradox. Often the ability to analize and get emotional later leaves the Chittering Blue Squirrel seeming cold, but the feelings bubble just under the surface. Offer the cracker of friendship and see. Is sometimes confusing, having a taste for one thing and choosing another. Does things that make no sense sometimes. Locks self away from others too easily. Is a sneaky bastard. Tries to be funny. Is not.
Alliances: Is often found with the Plot Bunnie, the Flaming Bore, the Whiny Lawn Gnome, the Silent Offender, the Whacky Coconut, the Canadian Pervert, and the Generic Tentacle Plant.