Brain's fizzling

I've got nothing constructive to say. I'm enjoying getting a chance to sleep a lot. ...Although I need to go meet my manager/supervisor/recruiter/whatever-he-is-to-me to drop off my work laptop tomorrow.

Ganked from Arii. Anything and everything goes, including those AU people of mine!

Name a character (or characters) from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why